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PARTING GIFTS

PARTING GIFTS

One taught me how to grill vegetables inside a tent made out of aluminum foil. Just some zesty salad dressing for a marinade, he told me. If you can chop and turn on a grill, you can cook.

THE WRONG MAN

THE WRONG MAN

It could have been the most perfect girl meets boy story ever, the kind of quirky and twisty tale that would be glorious enough to smack the crooked grin off of Meg Ryan's former face – the one she had during the days of When Harry Met Sally, before she met a plastic surgeon who is also clearly a sadist.

Sadly, the words "could have been" are absolutely key to understanding my tale at hand.