I’d like to go on official record and say that I’m extremely grateful that I have some real talents:  

I can bake like a dream – a yummy, sweet, sprinkled dream – stirring and whipping frosting into any shade of the rainbow, mixing food coloring like a chemist or a meth dealer who prepares the stuff right in her own home.  

I can quote entire movies, and should you ever have the burning desire to hear The Breakfast Club or Pulp Fiction or something more upbeat like, say, Rosemary’s Baby from beginning to end, well let’s just say that I’m your girl and perhaps the ideal travel buddy for a long road trip where we might get no radio transmission along the way.