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NEW BEGINNINGS & THE SAME OLD SHIT

NEW BEGINNINGS & THE SAME OLD SHIT

If I have to listen to one more human being – or whatever species wants to claim Ramona Singer as one of its own – so much as murmur that Sonja Morgan has any sort of right to claim that all of the other women around her were wrong and innately cruel to have had doubts about the validity of Sonja’s clothing line and that it would actually become a reality and was not instead simply a long-running hallucination festering in the mind of crazy woman, I’m going to strangle that person with one of Sonja’s jodhpurs, which I’m imagining are being sold on her website and will be eventually shipped to my home by her Mailing Intern, Francois.  Let’s just look logically and empirically at all that’s gone down.  Was there clothing on the bodies of the models at Sonja’s fashion show?  Yes.  Was the clothing decently designed and styled well?  Yes.  Did every single person with whom Sonja had interacted with prior to that event have several exceptionally good reasons to doubt that those clothes existed in the first place due to the fact that Sonja seemed to have no clear idea of what her line was about or where it would be sold and because nothing else she has ever attempted on this show in the name of business has ever fully come to fruition?  Fuck yes.

 

LIMB-TOSS

LIMB-TOSS

I'm officially going on record that the prosthetic leg toss on The Real Housewives of New York last night was not nearly as fulfilling as I had hoped. I've seen more thrilling moments during a water balloon fight that took place in a mud pit back in college during Greek Games, including the year my sorority was disqualified from the t-shirt competition for wearing a tee with the following statement scrawled across the chest in a bold navy font: 

"It doesn't matter whether you end up on the top or the bottom; it was still fun to come."

We cheered upon hearing that we were disqualified. Our job was done.

But back to Le Cirque. Back to the leg.