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I'm gonna start by saying that this entire story is true – and that it's something I've never told before. Suffice it to say, the reason for the secret cover will become clear with each flicker of an orange candle and each breath into a napkin.
Doesn't make sense? Hop on board and try to go with it. But do so knowing that it all won't make sense by the end of the story either.
A few months ago I went to see a medium.
And see, all of a very shocking sudden that sentence doesn’t sound insane coming from me – and maybe that’s the part that feels the most crazy.
Allow me if you will to sum up qualities and characteristics of what I tend to classify as my typical behavioral and psychological makeup: super-logical (almost to a fault sometimes – the world is a tough fucking place for those who rely upon logic when so many run on blind, ungoverned, raw emotion); self-aware; edgy; unrepentant if I’m right; conciliatory if I’m wrong; reformed procrastinator; and rather cynical by nature. I’m a great baker and an extraordinary present-giver. Seriously – I will surprise you with something you didn’t even know existed on the planet, but once you unwrap it you’ll question how you ever lived what you once considered a full life without it.