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Nene Leakes

THE SWAMP THINGS

THE SWAMP THINGS

In the densest layers of the muck-and-scum-filled reality television ecosystem, a few Bravolebrities have risen like deranged phoenixes to the tippy top. They bob there proudly upon the fungus-ridden slimy surface and take comfort in the asinine belief that the only thing that matters is that strangers know their name.  The creatures currently crowding that swamp include:

CONSPICUOUS PRESUMPTION

CONSPICUOUS PRESUMPTION

Insomnia sucks. 

Today I was up and wide awake at 4:28am -- and I mean wide awake. I could have written a paper or done my taxes or plotted world domination if I wasn't so annoyed that I rarely sleep through the night anymore. And it seems irresponsible to plan out world domination when one is not well-rested.

Realizing that sleep was not anywhere within my immediate future, I chose to accept it and instead did what any normal person might in the situation: