The Emmy Awards roll around once a year to celebrate the finest in television. Monday night, I happily tuned in to the first hour of the telecast. I laughed at the jokes in the opening monologue about how the very nature of viewership today has changed through streaming and binge-watching. I actually applauded from my couch when Julia Louis-Dreyfus won for Veep, as I think she's perhaps the best comedy actress anywhere on this spinning planet, though I also have tons of love for Amy Poehler. I once again marveled that Gwen Stefani is one of the most stunning women in the world who rocks the coolest style – and I’d sell members of my family just to try on the silver Versace dress she wore.  And then, realizing it was 9:00, I rushed to turn off the event that heralds true artistry to watch Part 1 of the reunion of The Real Housewives of Orange County.