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"EX ON THE BEACH" EPISODE 1 -- IN THE UNDERWORLD, EXES EMERGE FROM THE DEPTHS OF THE OCEAN)

"EX ON THE BEACH" EPISODE 1 -- IN THE UNDERWORLD, EXES EMERGE FROM THE DEPTHS OF THE OCEAN)

Welcome to MTV’s Ex On the Beach, a social experiment the founders of television could never have expected to transpire, not even on the days they drank straight scotch until they saw only static.  This program brings reality stars and “social media stars” – and if you’re not already sighing heavily, we can never be friends – into a gorgeous villa in Hawaii so they can be manipulated while cameras film every second of their inebriated time.  Join me from the comfort of your sofa (where, hopefully, there’s nary an ex in sight) as we witness fitness models, a DJ, and former contestants from shows like Big Brother, The Bachelor, and Are You the One as they head to what they pretended to believe would be paradise until the producers revealed the real plot: that their exes would eventually wash upon the shores like debris and subsequently scatter the senses of every single person present.

ORWELL WOULD BE PISSED

ORWELL WOULD BE PISSED

I watch Big Brother, a cheaply produced reality television show that airs three times a week during the oppressive heat of the summer and into the dimming daylight of early autumn.

The show is utter crap – and I utterly love it.